| Top 15 YSSM Effects (10 votes or more) |
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| YSSM Effect | # of Votes | Rating |
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| even bowling balls wont let you stick your finger in them | 60 | 8.27 |
| Michael Jackson is afraid of you. | 63 | 8.24 |
| even the French won't enlist you in their Army. | 104 | 8.03 |
| you're not allowed within a half-mile of school zones for the sake of the children. | 53 | 7.96 |
| Emos would rather cut you than themselves | 105 | 7.95 |
| the only reason China leaves the Great Wall in place is to keep you out. | 33 | 7.91 |
| porn blocks itself from you. | 70 | 7.86 |
| your imaginary friend plays with the kid next door. | 40 | 7.85 |
| even Emos laugh at you. | 86 | 7.83 |
| that your clock makes funny faces at you behind your back. | 41 | 7.76 |
| blondes tell jokes about you. | 77 | 7.66 |
| you lost an election when you were running unopposed. | 62 | 7.63 |
| even Canadians laugh at you. | 95 | 7.56 |
| people speak foreign languages around you just to exclude you. | 73 | 7.55 |
| L.A. police officers won't even take the time to beat you. | 101 | 7.52 |
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