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Why Does That Person Suck So Much?
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To ensure that all YSSM effects are funny and easy to read, please follow these simple guidelines when submitting: Use proper capitalization. This Does Not Mean To Capitalize Every Word. Before submitting a YSSM effect, ask yourself these questions: Is this funny? Should people read this? Will fans of the site appreciate it? If the answer to any of these questions is "no," please enroll at aTm When including quotes ("this is a quote"), all punctuation belongs to the left of the nearest set of quotes. For instance, "This is correct," while "This is not". Your quote must not include any of the following, or any variations of them, or I will personally strangle you with a telephone cord: Any 1337-speak "your mom" "all your base" Any references to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy The same word more than twice in a row The character ! If you have to include one, your effect isn't funny. *DO NOT SEND YOUR YSSM EFFECT MORE THAN ONCE!* It will get here the first time, don't worry. If you're a jerk and send the same effect in over and over again, you'll be banned from the site. Seriously. By submitting a YSSM effect, your submission becomes the intellectual property of yousucksomuch.com. I respect your privacy, and will not disclose your personal information unless requested by the proper authorities, such as the FBI, CIA, NSA, NASA, or the Swiss. I reserve the right to modify or use your effect in any way I see fit, and to subjectively judge how funny/insulting it is. Submitting an effect does not guarantee it will be entered in the database.

Why Does That Person Suck So Much?

To ensure that all YSSM effects are funny and easy to read, please follow these simple guidelines when submitting:

Use proper capitalization. This Does Not Mean To Capitalize Every Word.
Before submitting a YSSM effect, ask yourself these questions:
- Is this funny?
- Should people read this?
- Will fans of the site appreciate it?
If the answer to any of these questions is "no," please enroll at aTm
When including quotes ("this is a quote"), all punctuation belongs to the left of the nearest set of quotes. For instance, "This is correct," while "This is not".
Your quote must not include any of the following, or any variations of them, or I will personally strangle you with a telephone cord:
- Any 1337-speak
- "your mom"
- "all your base"
- Any references to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- The same word more than twice in a row
- The character ! If you have to include one, your effect isn't funny.
DO NOT SEND YOUR YSSM EFFECT MORE THAN ONCE! It will get here the first time, don't worry. If you're a jerk and send the same effect in over and over again, you'll be banned from the site. Seriously.

By submitting a YSSM effect, your submission becomes the intellectual property of yousucksomuch.com. I respect your privacy, and will not disclose your personal information unless requested by the proper authorities, such as the FBI, CIA, NSA, NASA, or the Swiss. I reserve the right to modify or use your effect in any way I see fit, and to subjectively judge how funny/insulting it is. Submitting an effect does not guarantee it will be entered in the database.